Please remind me

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

SMILE:

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Smile Please

Smile a while, & when U smile, smile another smile
& soon there will b miles & miles of smile bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE

Life should be like this

Watching on Monday,
friendship on Tuesday,
Love on Wednesday,
Wedding on thursday,
ighting on friday,
Divorse on Saturday,
Rest on Sunday,
Next on Monday

The A-Z of Friendship

(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffers support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)- plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and....
(Z)aps you back to reality

Sardarji+teacher

teacher says; translate it into future tense 'i kill the man'
sardar says; 'you go to jail'
hahaha!!!

An apple a day

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.

Hi Good Morning

Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

Which is more important to us?

Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

Machhar ne aap ko kata

Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Message pe message bhejte ho

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho

Boy Girl

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Santa Banta-child

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !

Koi patthar se na mare

Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

Sardarji at library

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains,
“Too many characters no story”
Librarian:“So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

Santa Banta

Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

Ande Tamatar

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

salary meri ho...

Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…

Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho ?

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Sardarji_1

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.

i will make u laugh

if one day u feel like crying. CALL ME i don't promise u that. i will make u laugh but i can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. dan't b afraid to call me. i don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but i can run with u if one day u dan't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... i promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps i need u..

God's Angels

Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever

God's mistake

Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………
Impossible‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

Santa Banta-jungle

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

1 person u love

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.Now,
keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Why I miss u

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Husband wife quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied,
“Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Someday u may lose

Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Don’t bring any gift

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

When u feel sad

When u feel sad …To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Photo Pls.!!!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

No one rested

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

From birth till my death

From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 uhave never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…a headache !

Pronouncing good english

Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Rain makes beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

If you are very sad

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely& feel that U have lost every thing,I will come, Hold your hand,take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Talking about oxygen

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Sweet candies

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Why Should I Learn?

Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??

cat cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

Animals meeting

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

Girl 2 mom

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..

Kid wrote to Santa

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"

Newtons Laws of Romance

Newtons Law of Romance:

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,

IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM

ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER

Newtons First Law of Ishq:

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Newtons 2nd law of ishq:

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance Updated: 30/12/2006

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