1 person u love

When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.Now,
keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Why I miss u

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

Husband wife quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied,
“Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

Someday u may lose

Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Don’t bring any gift

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me

When u feel sad

When u feel sad …To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Photo Pls.!!!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

No one rested

God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.

From birth till my death

From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 uhave never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…a headache !

Pronouncing good english

Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

Rain makes beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

If you are very sad

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely& feel that U have lost every thing,I will come, Hold your hand,take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

Talking about oxygen

Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Sweet candies

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Why Should I Learn?

Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??

cat cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

Animals meeting

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

Girl 2 mom

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..

Kid wrote to Santa

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"

Newtons Laws of Romance

Newtons Law of Romance:

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,

IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM

ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER

Newtons First Law of Ishq:

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy

Newtons 2nd law of ishq:

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance Updated: 30/12/2006

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