An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Hi Good Morning
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Which is more important to us?
Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Pupil : “The moon”.Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
Machhar ne aap ko kata
Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Boy Girl
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Santa Banta-child
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
Banta child - how?
Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain !
Koi patthar se na mare
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
Sardarji at library
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains,
“Too many characters no story”
Librarian:“So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
“Too many characters no story”
Librarian:“So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
Santa Banta
Santa & banta sit in a coffee house…
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi”
2nd: To kya?1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-
Ande Tamatar
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
salary meri ho...
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho ?
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Sardarji_1
Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: huh Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, poori cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.
i will make u laugh
if one day u feel like crying. CALL ME i don't promise u that. i will make u laugh but i can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. dan't b afraid to call me. i don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but i can run with u if one day u dan't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... i promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps i need u..
God's Angels
Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
God's mistake
Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………
Impossible‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………
Impossible‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Santa Banta-jungle
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
Sunday, February 11, 2007
1 person u love
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.Now,
keep guessing why I sent it to u.
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate,1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.Now,
keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Why I care for you?Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Husband wife quarrel
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied,
“Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied,
“Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
u may lose ur teeth-
ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
Don’t bring any gift
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
When u feel sad
When u feel sad …To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Photo Pls.!!!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
From birth till my death
From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 uhave never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…a headache !
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 uhave never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…a headache !
Pronouncing good english
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
Rain makes beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
If you are very sad
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely& feel that U have lost every thing,I will come, Hold your hand,take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From
Talking about oxygen
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Sweet candies
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Why Should I Learn?
Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
cat cat
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat
Animals meeting
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
Girl 2 mom
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
Kid wrote to Santa
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
Newtons Laws of Romance
Newtons Law of Romance:
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Newtons First Law of Ishq:
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy
Newtons 2nd law of ishq:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance Updated: 30/12/2006
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